From the AP Wire:
The TYI Bloggers further strengthened their roster last night when they coaxed free agent blogger Hot Shit College Student out of retirement. Terms of the contract were undisclosed, although it's believed HSCS can opt-out of the contract at any time.
"We're really excited about the signing," TYI General Manager BenGo07 said. "Coming off the links from True Hoop, we felt like we had a lot of momentum, but to add Hot Shit's shrewd statistical analyses and uncanny ability to unearth Bulls-related marginalia, not to mention he provides some of the snarkiest snark in the Bulls blogosphere, well, it makes our roster very formidable. Even if his playing time is limited, you know it's going to be efficient and highly productive. We're pumped."
"We're really excited about the signing," TYI General Manager BenGo07 said. "Coming off the links from True Hoop, we felt like we had a lot of momentum, but to add Hot Shit's shrewd statistical analyses and uncanny ability to unearth Bulls-related marginalia, not to mention he provides some of the snarkiest snark in the Bulls blogosphere, well, it makes our roster very formidable. Even if his playing time is limited, you know it's going to be efficient and highly productive. We're pumped."
posted by BenGo07 at 2:51 PM
3 Comments:
Welcome aboard, sir. May your stay be long and prosperous. Or at least longer than some of your other projects.
I think you need the Drudge flashing light on this one.
Believe me, if I had even an inkling of how to do that, I would've.
The Drudge Size 48 Font would've been nice, too.
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